June 17, 2009

• rockies game with betsy where we saw pat the bat and the funky bunch and sat in front of "fan-of-the-opposing-team-who-states-the-fucking-obvious-and-gives-unwelcome-and-wholly-fucking-enraging-play-by-play-commentary-the-entire-goddamn-game" guy
• i HATE that guy

• came home to find THE BIGGEST MOTHS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE next the front door
• THEIR FACES LOOK LIKE ALIENS
• carl accidentally killed the biggest one
• we anticipate moth-like acts of vengeance soon and are preparing as such with flamethrowers and the like, etc.